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Feeling Peck-ish?

Reuters is reporting that Gregory Peck’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has likely been pilfered.

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“It was somebody who knew how to use a cement saw and was probably dressed as a construction worker,” said Hollywood Historic Trust chairman Johnny Grant, adding, “Whoever it was had very good taste.”

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Grant’s seemingly off-handed comment about powerful aesthetic discernment allowed authorities to safely eliminate Tara Reid and Kevin Federline from a short list of suspects.

Still at large? The Village People, known to be both jealous of Peck’s enduring legacy, and in possession of construction garb.

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