Today is the day we get to stop hearing how horribly liberal GOP gubernatorial candidates Meg Whitman and Steve Poizner are. Yes, tomorrow one of them (most likely Whitman) will probably never be called that again.
But think of all the fun we’ve had this primary season! Billionaire Whitman has single-handedly created jobs in California by pouring a jaw dropping $69 million of her own money to bloody the McFry-ish Poizner and tout herself as being fiscally sound.
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