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Ivanka Trump Collects Weirdos and Losers, aka Andy Dick, George Gurley

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What is it about the Ivanka? Page 6 is reporting that Andy Dick was all over her at a recent Jimmy Kimmel Live taping. She told the tabloid:

I think he’s a comic genius, but he seems to have a few issues…He was in an incapacitated state.

When is he not? And GlossedOver posts about writer George Gurley’s porn prose piece in Marie Claire. Gurley wrote:

Ivanka, the vice president of real-estate development and acquisitions for the Trump Organization, impeccably groomed and straining the buttons of her red shirtdress, picks up a fat stack of papers and slams them onto her desk.

Glistening orbs, anyone? You can practically hear the aptly-named Gurley begging to be body-slammed onto the carpet.

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