We interrupt your day to bring you this EXCLUSIVE BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Kanye West is mad about something. This time, West’s anger is directed toward the great and powerful overlord of Condé Nast, Anna Wintour. Radar reports that West confronted Wintour during a recent lunch because he was upset that Wintour gave Lena Dunham the Vogue cover treatment instead of Kim Kardashian.
According to Radar’s sources, West told Wintour that Kardashian is “just as talented as Lena, if not more so;” and that “Kim has a much bigger fan base and appeal than Lena.” The source did not comment on if West was severely intoxicated or under the influence of powerful psychedelics while delivering these statements.
West apparently considers Wintour a friend, and was insulted that Wintour wouldn’t even consider Kardashian for the cover. “He thinks Anna is listening to a bunch of ‘know-nothing’ corporate haters, as he put it,” added the source.
We’ll update you on this story as it develops. Which will probably be when West confronts Wintour at another luncheon, and — having no choice — Wintour casts a spell on West. The spell instantly turns West into a giant foam finger with “#1 Best” inscribed on it (West does not object to this). Having successfully turned West aside, Wintour cackles and slides a pair of sunglasses on top of the sunglasses she’s already wearing, and disappears into the shadows created by the midday sun.
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