Cop Out (of Malibu): Deputy James Mee, the officer who received an anti-Semitic tongue-lashing from a drunk Mel Gibson six months ago, claims the sheriff’s department has been harassing him. They sheriff’s moved him from Malibu to Agoura Hills — which is more like torture than harassment — and served a search warrant on his home. A Jew being persecuted? Who wudda thunk it.
Don’t Procrastinate: We don’t care what you’re working on — a cookbook, a mystery novel, a screenplay about giant bats that eat CO2 emissions — write it, publish it and be done with it. Otherwise, you’re just giving Bob Pool more folksy fodder.
Spike Lee To Direct James Brown Biopic: That was fast.