If You Hear Gun Shots and Hookers Moaning Coming From Your Teenager’s Room … chances are good he just picked up the latest edition of Grand Theft Auto. Congratulations. All your years of parental sacrifice and hard work have been for naught.
Country Singer Arrested In Stabbing Death of Cheri Oteri’s Dad: Just a hunch, but we’re guessing Cheri’s not making any jokes about how this whole thing seems like the setup to a country song. Good thing we’re here.
The Next James Bond Theme Song To Suck Major Ass… might be written by Amy Winehouse. No offense meant to Wino. These songs just always suck.