Naomi Campbell has performed a Blackberry hat-trick, nearly braining her maid in the process.
Simultaneously, Aaron Spelling‘s legal tete-a-tete with his nursemaid will be available for all to see, the LAT reports. (Spelling’s nurse alleges she was asked to dress up like a prostitute, amongst other charming anecdotes.)
Our favorite Spelling quote? Not exactly a denial, per se: “I have absolutely no recollection of engaging in any of the conduct that she alleges.”
In other words, “I might have asked you to dress like a hooker, but I was so hopped up on Cialis, who could remember?”
Look for this one to settle by mid-April.