Open Letter to Meredith Artley:
You have a pervert on your staff. We don’t know who it is (though if you feel like supplying the name, by all means …) We just know that every time — and we mean every time — there is a story about Britney Spears in the paper, someone in the Web’s art department feels the need to run that 170-year-old picture of Britney Spears kissing Madonna. We are tired of looking at. Please make this person stop.
Conversely, if you find a way to include more pictures of George Clooney on your site, we’d be much obliged.
Sealed With A Kiss,