Likely genius Juli Weiner at Vanity Fair is taking on the tough question of whether alleged rapist Dominque Strauss-Kahn or departed terrorist Osama bin Laden has inspired the New York Post to greater heights in headline puns.

Check out her whole collection of Post covers here. But some highlights, first. On Straus-Kahn: “Frog Legs It” and “Booty Gaul” were some of our favorites. On bin Laden, who could forget the porn stash discovery headlined by “Osama Bin Wankin’!”?

So how to choose? If you’re torn, according to Weiner, at least you can surmise this much: “What it all proves is that it’s still surprisingly hard to determine which group the Post hates more: the terrorists or the French.”