The New York Observer has published a list covering 50 media bachelors today. Who made the list? A bunch of white guys, of course. But let’s not bore you with the details of yet another chance for those in New York media to obsess over something that no one else cares about.

Here are a few of the dudes who got a shout out:

And don’t worry guys, tomorrow the Observer is publishing a bachelorette list, so get excited! Or whatever.