slimepig.jpgUnclear on the Concept: Girls Gone Wild slimepig Joe Francis is sentenced to jail. But even when he’s getting locked up, he can’t help but pimp his brand: “This judge has gone as far as to call me the devil and an evildoer,” he said. “It is a case of a judge gone wild.” In response, the judge flashed Francis his manboobs.

lgj.jpgLong Gone John … is gone.

28841257.jpgAn Actor For President? Seems like every Republican running for office tries to remake himself in Regan’s image. So, it’s only fitting that actor/U.S. Senator Fred Thompson is thinking about running.