david-letterman.jpgDavid Letterman has tied the knot. The late night host announced during a taping of tonight’s show that he has married his longtime girlfriend and mother of their son, Regina Lasko. CBS is apparently not releasing clips but here’s some quotes:

On Thursday, at 3 PM, March 19, 2009 at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko.”

“Regina and I began dating in February of 1986, and I said, ‘Well, things are going pretty good, let’s just see what happens in about ten years….’”

“…I had avoided getting married pretty good for, like, 23 years, and I — honestly, whether this happened or not — I secretly felt that men who were married admired me…like I was the last of the real gunslingers, you know what I’m saying?”

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