For years now, NFL on Fox analyst and former quarterback Terry Bradshaw has dreamed of starring in his own one-man show in Las Vegas.

That dream appears to be over as Bradshaw called off the project, days before he was scheduled to start rehearsal.

“I don’t have the energy, having traveled to (Fox’s Los Angeles studio) every week,” Bradshaw told Michael Hiestand of USA Today.  ”It was a project three years in the making. I’m tired.”

Bradshaw, 63, threatened at one point that he would come out “in a spandex thong thing to get the crowd going.”

I think the entire city of Las Vegas just dodged a bullet.