how must it have felt for her to stand up there in front of what appeared to be a halfway empty room of stunned, near comatose trout and feign enthusiasm while presenting the award for “Best Appliance”?
The award, an metal slice of cake, is inedible. Fitting, isn’t it?
Winners include, besides those of us smart enough to avoid this–and we’re damned few in number, as this was the second most-watched program in the network’s history:
Play With Your Food: Liz Hickok, Jell-O artist.
Best SuperMarket: Wegmans
Icy Innovations: MooBella, vending machine ice cream.
How long before FN makes Jonathan Gold an offer?