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And as for Scott Baio’s Proposal-in-Training….

There are so, so many things to crack up about (and that’s without mentioning his partying at the Playboy Mansion with Willie “Bibleman” Aames.) But what seems especially funny is going back to the last time the one-time heartthrob (and HAPPY DAYS nuisance) spoke with someone at Radar:

Nicole Eggert?

No, Nicole Eggert’s not true.

Nicollette Sheridan?

The Nicollette thing is true.

Brooke Shields?

No, she was just my friend forever. I’ve know her since I was, probably, 18.

Heather Locklear?

Yeah. That’s true. Great girl. Great girl.

Natalie Raitano, from V.I.P.?

Who’s that? If you start asking me obscure names, I have to say no. ‘Cause I don’t know who these people are. I mean, probably, but I don’t know. But so far, you’re batting about .600.

So naturally, Raitano – along with Locklear, Sheridan, Pamela Anderson and many other 80s and 90s-style lovelies – are mentioned in the circulating proposal. Guess Scott Baio doesn’t have a good memory for names…

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