Doonan, right, with his hubby Jonathan Adler and his new book "Gay Men Don't Get Fat"

Gym class, salon blow outs, “Skittles-sized diamonds,” coffee (no Red Bull). These are just some of the things involved in a day at BrandLink DC.

A couple of weeks ago, BrandLink’s Jayne Sandman and Barbara Martin made an appearance on GQ’s list of powerful people in the nation’s capital. TBD gives us a sneak peek into the lives of the powerful duo and it’s… umm.. interesting.

“It’s like, which one are you?” she says.

“Which one is she?” Sandman asks.

“They’re like, we’ve been on Oprah.”

“Who’s ‘we’?”

They shake their heads.

It’s pretty funny stuff actually. You can read the whole story here.

Doonan with the BrandLink staff.

Besides the wacky phone convos, there’s work happening. This story winds its way to a party for writer and Barney’s creative ambassador-at-large Simon Doonan. More funny stuff: he says they “penetrated Washington.” Sassy! Photos from the event above and at right.