Yeah, yeah, we’re about 72 hours late to the 30 minutes of amusement that is the Burlington Coat Fact Twitter feed, but since BuzzFeed hasn’t covered it yet and it’s 5 :30 PM on a Friday we figure it’s still fair game, right?

In case you don’t live online all day, some genius created this fake Burlington Coat Factory account for no discernible reason, and despite all the grammatical errors and nonsense messages the real brand made the tragically amazing mistake of linking to it before the whole Internet blew up. Here are some highlights that everyone else already featured:

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