The Royal Wedding is upon us and every news outlet ever will be giving its undivided attention to the big event.

Our friends at TVNewser (who will be liveblogging the wedding starting at 4 a.m.) has a breakdown of the broadcast media that will be making their way offering live coverage. Romenesko has the memo with details about the AP’s coverage, which will be massive.

The celebrity news shows are coming out in full force; ET has committed more staffers than ever to the event and E! has a countdown clock ticking down to its coverage.

The Washington Post has the Royal Wedding Watch blog. Reuters has a section dedicated to the wedding. (They also report on a study that says it’s mentioned online every 10 seconds.) SELF is even liveblogging the event.

So if you were even thinking about trying to pitch a story, don’t. Just follow along with the wedding hoopla instead.

Here are this week’s media highlights from Mediabistro’s Revolving Door Newsletter:

Ashley Mateo has been named assistant entertainment editor at SELF. She had been editorial assistant there.

Mitchell Parker has been named editor at Austin Monthly Home. He had been senior editor at Houston (Modern Luxury).

Ashley Parrish has been named editorial director at Daily Candy. She had been content director at Hearst Digital Media.

Bob Dees has been named senior vice president, strategy at SpotXchange. He headed media strategy and execution at Proctor & Gamble.

Nina Myers McCammon has been named home & fashion market editor at Country Living. She had been a freelance writer and market editor.

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