Over the holidays, you experienced the joy of Christmas. And during the festivities, you may have asked yourself several things:
1. How does a fat man slither down a chimney when I live an apartment?
2. Can I put my younger sister on Santa’s naughty list? You know, for a price?
3. Does NORAD track Santa by the heat output of Rudolph’s goofy red nose?
And possibly, the ubiquitous quizzer, “What in the red and green hell can Brown do for me?” Whelp, according to this story, not much.