New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie — the real one, not a parody of him — was on SNL’s “Weekend Update” tonight. In a scripted bit with Seth Meyers he thanked many people, including his wife Mary Pat who’s been “putting up with a husband who has smelled like a wet fleece for the past three weeks.” And he also took time to not thank several others, including:

“I also do not want to thank the reporters that put themselves in danger by walking into the middle of a hurricane with their cameras. We don’t need you to tell us there’s a hurricane. We have windows!”

> More: Also on the show, fake Wolf Blitzer in the fake “Situation Room” on the David Petraeus affair. “Joining us from Tampa is our never-used Tampa correspondent Victor Randall.” Watch: