Mr. Sun says “CNN is in the ratings basement and has no clue how to get out.” But the blog has a few fixes, including:

> Rename 360 Anderson Cooper Understands You Better Than Your Husband — “a full hour of sensitive journalism and impossibly tight pants.”

> > “Finally, a breakthrough show that plays on the strengths of the network and its anchor: Nancy Grace’s Rush To Judgment — a one minute segment at the bottom of every hour where Nancy Grace empties her bedpan of hatred and contempt on people who have not yet been given due process of law.”

> “Aaron Brown proves there is no ‘i’ in team, but there’s sure one right smack dab in the middle of ‘self-indulgent.’ What Can Brown Do For You? features a full hour of Brown musing, pondering, and basically taking his ego out for a long walk on national television.”