Sports Illustrated writer Andrew Perloff is the official blogger for The Dan Patrick Show, a post that involves interacting with guests and contributing on-air input to Patrick’s radio program. Perloff, who’s known to listeners as McLovin, today suggested that the best way to end the tedious NFL lockout is to have commissioner Roger Goodell dip his penis in honey and then, well, that’s it. That alone will somehow solve the labor situation. Goodell has yet to comment on this groundbreaking proposal.
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Sidney Crosby will miss the NHL All-Star game while he recovers from a concussion. His absence isn’t the controversy it might have become, but it is a shame the sport’s most marketable star won’t be in attendance.
In addition to being precociously talented, Crosby is extremely likable (even if it’s because he’s basically a giant kid). Of course, Crosby should take care of his body first, etc. etc., but his absence from the proceedings in Raleigh, N.C. will be noticed. It’s too bad he couldn’t show up, shake some hands, make an appearance or two, and take in the scene. A Crosby in street clothes is much better than a Crosby home in Pittsburgh.