4th Grader’s Epic Letter to KVUE Meteorologist Goes Viral: ‘You’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon’
After Albert Ramon visited a fourth grade class and talked about meteorology, one student paid the KVUE morning meteorologist a high complement: “You’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames.”
The fourth grader’s epic thank you letter (inside) recently went viral after Ramon posted it on his Facebook page last week and then a KVUE producer’s sister posted it on Reddit.
And Ramon swears that it’s totally authentic. He has been regularly responding to skeptics on his Twitter account.
“Letter was mailed by his teacher with 30 others from his class,” Ramon tweeted after the letter took off. “His obviously stood out. Posted it to my personal FB, then bam.”
Now the Ellen show is interested.
Here’s the text of the letter (with original spelling)…
Dear Mr. Ramon,
Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about weather.
Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.
I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel encrested.
Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames … And in case you didn’t know, that’s pretty dang sweet.
P.S. Look on back for drawing.
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