A tipster has pointed us to a report from KRDO in Colorado Springs in which the ABC-affiliate speaks with a local man who’s trying to get a pyramid built on top of Pikes Peak mountain.  Why a pyramid?  Well, as “UFO Phil” explains to KRDO reporter Tak Landrock, “the pyramid shape really lends itself well to generating hydrogen power.”  The proposed structure–in addition to being a tourist destination–would serve as a UFO fueling station.

In introducing the report, veteran anchor Eric Singer called the pyramid project “a serious plan” that “could attract more tourist dollars to southern Colorado.”