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Morning Chatter

Quotes of the Day

Bo Obama’s future boyfriend: “I dedicate this 5,001th tweet to twitter star Japser, his new gop collar and his America pillow. Thanks Jasper!” — FNC’s Dana Perino

Begala advertises his critic

Husband, father and citizen MattRGilbertson writes, “@PaulBegala Confidence in Paul Begala, sadly, at all time low.” (As RT by CNN Democratic Commentator Paul Begala.)

Caucasian journo self-conscious when ordering “gringo” tacos

“Whenever I order the “gringo” tacos at Super Taco, they must be thinking, ‘Of course HE would.’” – Washington City Paper’s City Desk reporter Will Sommer.

Dunkin’ Donut clerk gets brutally honest with TV journo

“Working near Dunkin Donuts. Had 2 for lunch. Went in later for bathroom. Clerk looked at me and said ‘you dont need another donut.’” — ABC7′s Stephen Tschida.

Dare to dream…“I wish people would learn how Twitter works before engaging sometimes.” — Breitbart.com and CNN Contributor Dana Loesch.

What does it take to make Ed Henry’s day shine?

“My day brightens ever so slightly … Sheila E. will be performing at the President’s event in North Las Vegas #80′srock” — FNC White House Correspondent Ed Henry.

Too much patchouli is never optimal

“If you told me a month ago that climate would be a major issue in last week of election, I’d have said the patchouli was going to your head.” — BuzzFeed Washington Editor John Stanton.

The Critic

Eva Longoria pronounces “Nevada” wrong. #journalism” — Yahoo! NewsChris Moody.

Quote Taken Out of Context

“Great. First, it was the liberal trolls. Now I’m getting Jew-hating trolls.” — Conservative blogger Robert Stacy McCain.

Dept. of Bragiculture: A special shout-out to Patricia Blaze, who was watching ABC’s “The View” Thursday and caught Whoopi and Joy chatting about a mediabistro story about Mitt Romney being the butt of late night jokes.

See who made our FishbowlDC Fan Club Board this week…

FishbowlDC Fan Club

President: WaPo‘s Gene Weingarten (holding strong)

Head of Cheerleading Squad, back flip division: DCist‘s Ben Freed

Vice President of Marketing and Mug Creation: MSNBC’s Chris Hayes

Fan-at-Large: Publicist Wendy Gordon

Creative Services and muffin maker: Stylist Paul Wharton

Speaking of Wharton, check out this cryptic message from last night…

“1 more thing that’s on mind tonight. @THERealLyndaDC has suffered a loss and she has been my sister friend. Send her love, i do love her!” — RHODC Stylist Paul Wharton regarding his ex-co-start Lynda Erkyletian. “Has been”???

Peter Ogburn contributed to this report.

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