No Sucess Through Clean Living, by Barry Bonds?

“If you can’t find a book on our site,” boasts Abebooks.com, “it probably doesn’t exist.” So they decided to come up with some of those imaginary titles for you, from Henry VIII’s Making Marriage Work to Whoops, I Was Wrong by George W. Bush. Before you accuse them of being too partisan, though, they’ve also created a mock-up for Kim Jong Il’s Everything You Wanted to Know About North Korea But Were Afraid to Ask…

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