Our Wednesday series Twitticisms is back, featuring the jocular jests and witty wisecracks of Twitter’s funniest.
Cue the laugh track:
The "crumbs"( bad people) on the table (each day) have to be brushed off ( ignored) as we enjoy the picnic ( the many fun facets of life.)
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) May 15, 2013
Unusable hashtag? Check. Exhausted joke format? Check. SECOND hashtag no one knows or will ever use? Check and check! pic.twitter.com/SR4kZjumeJ
— R/GA (@RGA) May 15, 2013
Why don't I already own this? And how do I get one? pic.twitter.com/oGUgxVZ5UM
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) May 15, 2013
Maxim's Hot 100 List is bogus. Some of those girls look WAY younger than 100.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) May 15, 2013
I believe in America. Wait, not America. Nutella.
— Mark Peters (@wordlust) May 15, 2013
Way to go, Minnesota! First you invent the stapler and now marriage equality? You really know how to bring things together.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) May 14, 2013
"No, no they're just like regular pillows only not comfortable or necessary even." – Inventor of throw pillows
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) May 14, 2013
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