While most of America is focused on TODAY’S election, WaPo’s Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist Gene Weingarten has a different idea. Barack Obama’s whole campaign is based on the word “Forward” and Gene does the exact opposite. He decides to go back in time and walk us through every presidential election for which he has been alive. Oh great. A guy as old as Gene probably can’t WAIT to wistfully reminisce on the good ‘ol days of the Bull Moose Party.

Gene begins in 1956 with Eisenhower vs Stevenzzzzz. Who in their right mind gives a rip about this? It’s the FIRST example Gene gives and I’m already bored to tears. We have THIRTEEN more to go… Read more