While you can count on every HuffPost headline starting with WATCH or PHOTOS and every NY Post screamer being a pun your grandfather would have found hilarious, the Times has its own headline ruts that seem to have gotten deeper over the years.
Simply mush together a bunch of slangy, pop-culture references into a semi-sensical pseudo-sentence that vaguely reminds you of a commercial jingle or movie title from the latter half of the 20th century.
Her full and hilarious classification system is available at her site. FishbowlNY has been checking to see how many we can spot on the front page of the Times‘ website. How are these for some “Maureen Dowds”?