FiftyShadesRedSatinThere are two vintages: Red Satin and White Silk. These will be available on retail shelves next month, but for any would-be Christian Grey looking to ASAP impress their prospective Anastasia Steele, both shades of vino can be ordered online now.

From today’s announcement:

“Wine plays an important role in Fifty Shades of Grey, adding to the sensuality that pervades a number of scenes,” said author E L James. “I’ve always had a penchant for good wine, so combining two of my passions was a natural extension of the series.”

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